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I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.



The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

I really hate my teeth so much and they aren’t really that crooked but like its enough to add to the list of things I hate about myself and the dentist has told my mom for so long that I need braces because my mouth is too small for my teeth and I also grind them very hard so I have to get a guard put in and literally theyve been telling her this for so long and she has neve done shit but I guess its not completely her fault because weve never had enough money for braces because our insurance counts it as cosmetic and like my teeth are literally getting pushed behind my other teeth and I hate it so much but I think braces are unattractive and at this rate I would have to have them for like 6 years and I dont want to be a weird looking adult with braces im so upset I just want to rip my jaw off


this is a better picture of me ok byeeeee




Breaking news: White fuckboys on twitter bitching how funny it is that Beyoncé is a feminist when she and her dancers were provocative and half naked. Despite feminism being about empowerment and a woman’s right to do whatever the hell she pleases with it, they just don’t seem to be able to grasp this concept.

In other news, men still don’t know what feminism is, still bitter that they aren’t Beyoncé and still making themselves look like asses on the internet.

And now the weather.

I bet 5 minutes later they slid up in some DM’s asking for nudes

you know these assholes had NO PROBLEM with anything in her show until that word popped up

it’s not nudity they have a problem with

it’s a woman who is empowered and in control of how when and why she dresses and dances how she wants

when their precious male gaze is questioned or dismissed, suddenly she’s a terrible feminist, and they try and shame her for the very thing that was turning them on seconds before



if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that


Cecil says to Carlos, “hey Carlos, are those space pants, because your ass is out of this world!” Carlos looks down. god dammit. god dammit his pants have turned into the actual void of space god this is the 6th time this week


Tiniest Moon scepter!


do I turn you on yeah yeah yeah

(Source: lespork)


do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you

(Source: 97chainz)